Not all those who wander are lost.
Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness.

- Allen Ginsberg

Mickaelah. 19.

sofapizza: that geography final was tough.
Creedence Clearwater Revival dining at Taco Bell in 1969
thereal1990s: Freaks & Geeks (1999)
myfaceonyourcheek: literally me
tourist:could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker:no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist:oh you think you're clever???
new yorker:what
tourist:i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker:oh... oh i'm so sor
tourist:no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
lulz-time: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
general psa:

jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

(via moon-festival)

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY